The Best of “Live Tweeting My Appendectomy” (by Shane Adamczak)
My stomach hurts. #LiveTweetingMyStomachAche
Had some “Tums”. Didn’t seem to help much. #LiveTweetingMyStomachAche
Every step is like getting punched in the guts. Feels like it’s muscular maybe? Any ideas gang? #LiveTweetingMyStomachAche
My legs keep going numb. It was nice knowing you all. #LiveTweetingMyStomachAche
Where is your appendix and kidneys? I’m pretty sure mine all just exploded! Yep, dead for sure. Bye! #LiveTweetingMyStomachAche
All jokes aside, wouldn’t it suck if my last words were just me#LiveTweetingMyStomachAche?
Well this actually getting dumb now. I’m going to see a doctor… I’ll keep you updated via #LiveTweetingMyStomachAche
Jokes on you guys! #LiveTweetingMyStomachAche Yeah I ACTUALLY have apendisitis! I’m having surgery!
UPDATE! I’ve been kinda outta it til now. Surgery went well, I can’t really move ATM and my abs hurts like hell#LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
Are these tweets making sense? I’m High as a holy kite right now…#LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
Also I am wearing NO PANTS RIGHT NOW!#LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
Well I have to go to the bathroom. If I start getting up now, I should be there in about 20 mins. good times. #LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
Okay nurses… Def feels like its time for some more drugs now, yes?#LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
Hurts LIKE HELL to laugh. Luckily @PeterNChrisShow have come to visit, so there’s little chance of that happening #LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
The self proclaimed “mean” nurse is coming to make me “walk” so that I don’t get “blood clots”. What a bitch!#LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
If anything, I wish my night nurse would take LONGER to bring me the pain meds I was due for half an hour ago.#LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
Ace of base Face of grace Gonna drop my phone on my face BEES! HI! Goodnight all, thanks for the mamories#LiveTweetingThePercocetKickingIn
Pain meds kicking in so I’m getting progressively higher over lunch. Is this what space/time travel feels like?#LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
That last tweet took me Almost ten minutes …. Fuuuuuuuuu
I may have just accidentally proclaimed that “I cannot be killed by conventional Weapons” quite loudly…#LiveTweetingSomethingSomething
Random Nurse comes into room with a medical tray “Last name?” (I tell her) She checks her list “you got lucky this time” and then just leaves WTF!?
Percocet’s are kicking in for the night… Still don’t find Two & A Half Men funny… #LiveTweetingThePercocetKickingIn
@BrentHirose & SaskatoonFringe are the best! My heart just exploded with good vibes. Unfortunately forcing me to further emergency surgery.
Nursing night staff, thought we had a deal. You bring me the sweet drugs that make me feel like I’m not dying and I go back to not dying.
Looks like I’m getting outta here. #LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy
Soooo… Does this mean I can put pants on yet? Pants? HELLO!?! Nurses!?! #LiveTweetingMyAppendectomy